Yeahh…. Justin Timberlake wasn’t my favorite Backstreet Boy.– said the biggest N Sync fan, Kellie
Guess who’s up at another ungodly hour? … I’ve also hit the unproductive hour. Maybe in an hour I might crash and want to take a nap but in actuality I’ll crash until the morning and when I wake up I’ll freak out that I slept and then shit hits the fan from there.
Oh, the Conflict.
Mother says to stop eating so much because I need to watch myself and when I do, my significant other’s family tell me to eat more because I’m still young and I should enjoy my metabolism while it lasts. Also, they probably think that I eat too little. Chinese people are funny like that. Heh.
I forgot that Mother’s Day kinda applies to me too. My children from Key Club are sending me texts wishing me a Happy Mother’s Day :3 Brings a smile to my face even though I’m going to die today writing this stupid take-home midterm paper and studying for two midterms… which all are due/going to be tomorrow.
apsodfjisaoidf I’m 1000% done studying for this stupid stats midterm. THAT IS A FACTUAL STATISTIC, OKAY.
I Swear I'm Not Addicted.
But I kinda dropped $180 to attend the JT World Tour concert for the 20/20 Experience in November at the MGM Grand today…. CAN THIS SCHOOL YEAR BE OVER ALREADY SO I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO THESE FUN THINGS.
50 Shades of Grey.
*Waiting in line while Heather is looking at the markers.
Heather: Kikei! How many shades of grey of markers can they make?!
Me: ... 50 shades of grey.
*Cashier and customer in front of me snickers.
Heather: ... I'm so done. I walked into that one.
Me: why do we have to take all these irrelevant classes in college that will serve no purpose later in life/help me with any careers
Sam: so you are well rounded
Sam: although you already got that from the dining common
snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational
I hate being up at this ungodly hour. Essays should not exist. #whyamitakingthisstupidhistoryclass #ohrightcusweneedGEs #potatoes #WHYYYYYYYYY #lostit #hashtaginaseaofhashtags
Allergies and that time of the month. Not to mention surgery in less than a week. Oh, Spring Quarter, you’ve been so good to me.
The new Facebook thing adding the emotions or whatever instantly reminds me of Myspace…. awk.
Ben (to Eric): Did you know Kikei never watched SpongeBob?
Kelile (over Skype call): What? Kikei, you've never worn a sports bra?
I’VE COME TO THE CONSENSUS THAT IM GOING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THE GREATER GOOD AND BOOST THE CURVE.
Fatass Failures at Chem.
Megan: DO I ONLY APPEAR ON YOUR TUMBLR WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT CHEM
Me: LOL NO
Me: IT HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE BEING FAT TOO
Megan: we're the fat ass failures at chem..........
Finals Week... Specifically Chemistry.
Megan: my stomach feels kinda bloated
Megan: but i still want salty food
Megan: but i still kinda want to go run at the gym
Megan: BUT I'M ALSO TIRED
Me: LOLOL MY FEELS EXACTLY
Me: i want to eat.... but i'm full. i want to exercise... but effort.
Megan: LOL WHAT DO WE DO KIKEII
Me: CRY AND BE POTATOES TOGETHERR
Megan: OKAY SOUNDS GOOD
Me: *curls up on bed into fetal position and cries
ZOMFG HAHAHA SMART DJ MIX PICKED I SEE THE LIGHT FROM TANGLED FROM THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ARTIST TRACK THING I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. WHEEEE
ninihoho: is it possible to go through a midlife crisis at 17
MY OVARIES. →
APSODFIJASODVIJASDPOF I JUST CAN’T RIGHT NOW AAPSODIFJAOSDFJASDFPASODIFJ.
Blast from the Past.
Suppose someone in front of the MU asks you to play the following game. Three coins are ipped. If there is at least one heads and one tails, I give you 3 dollars, otherwise, you give me 10 dollars. Should you play? Why or why not? Holy crap it’s something I think we learned how to do in Iseri’s class. IMP is finally being useful..?
Jennie: ohgod Justin Timberlake
Jennie: is beautiful
**sends at same time
Jennie: I dead.
Please, for my sake, if there’s one thing you take out of this class,...– Professor John, giving us advice on where to buy a house.
It’s like crappy dubsteb, I don’t know what they’re playing in...– Professor John, on the wave amplication video in geology class
Come home for dinner? I cook fly rice and spaghetti.– Mom, texting my brother about dinner.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Spends $600 on concert tickets —> 10 seconds later finds more central seating for same price. FUUUUUUUUUU. IT’S OKAY. CUS I’M GOING TO SEE JT AND JAY-Z AT THE ROSE BOWL. AND I GOT THE SECTION IN THE FRONT ROWS. AND WE’RE FAIRLY CLOSE TO THE STAGE. #NOREGRETSBUTSLIGHTLY.
Just a bit of what this weekend with the girls was...
*Sophia keeps getting turned down by truckers on the 5, get's a discouraging finger shake.
Brittany: You get knocked down and you’re not gonna get back up?
Sophia: NO! I’m gonna dig a hole in the corner and keep digging.
Well, I don’t know what to say. Remember how I was flipping out over how my brother was finally talking to some girl and going out on these dates(?) with her a couple months ago? I was hella happy for him and everything, but now thing’s kinda took a pretty bad turn. Sammy went out to lunch with her the other day, and you know, small talk and stuff. He asked her what she’s...
NOBODY KNOWS THAT THE DRIVER’S LICENSE PHOTO IS TAKEN WHEN YOU PASS YOUR...– Heather LaFever
Megan: tomorrow I'll go with you guys haha
Me: haha okay :D let's walk together tomorrow!
Megan: wait walking not biking right?
Me: yes I just said walk LOL
Megan: I just thought that was a metaphor for biking........ LOL
Me: .... I just don't even LOL
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been.’– Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat’s Cradle (via aquaticwonder)
Keep on doing the same old thing, and you expecting change. Well is that really...– Numb, Usher